GUYS. IT’S 2019. THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING. I’M NOT PREPARED. *passes out* Seeing as this is the first post of 2019 (mmm, such prestige), I guess this is the moment where I scrape together something meaningful I learned in 2018, accented with pictures no one cares about and a teary-eyed epilogue of cliché sentimentalism about [...]
Whazzup, folks? (Oh, that was bad. Let's try this again.) Pleasant morning, my wild herd of minions! (Except it's technically afternoon.) I hope you've noticed the snazzy new graphics around here. The beautiful logo and newsletter button are courtesy of Kendra Lynne, who deserves a massive huzzah for her efforts. Can we take a moment [...]
I return for your mid-week installment of foolishness with Part 2 of my various and sundry tags. I could spend this section of the post rambling on and on with a boring introduction, but I think that's unnecessary. We're cutting to the chase today. First up is #CoverLove. An incredibly challenging tag, given the fact [...]
Well, my minions, we've had a merry lark together, haven't we? The Sarcastic Elf has been alive and well for almost sixteen months now, and in that time, I've met so many cool people, and learned so many cool things. My writing life has expanded astronomically through this endeavor, and I can truly say it's [...]
Unless you are blind, unobservant, or very, VERY stupid, I am about to state something obvious: I changed my blog. *shocks* Yes, part of me is sad to see the old one go. It was, after all, my first design, and has been with me for more than a year now. But I have learned [...]
Good afternoon, my minions. You may remember that a couple weeks back, I did a survey about my blog. For scientific purposes. Many of you have expressed an interest in seeing the results, and I've decided that it's in my best interest to heed you. The time has drawn nigh: Welcome, ladies and gents, to [...]
That title sounds way cooler than the actual post. *cough* Hello, my minions. I've had a couple of tags floating around in cyberspace for some time now, and with yet another addition to that stack, I thought it high time I did a compile post and shove the brilliant depths of my intellect out into [...]
Hullo, my people. I don't have much for you today. However, I have been toying with minor improvements to my blog and such, and I find that I want your advice. Yeah. I want an opinion besides my own. This is a monumental occasion. ANYWAY. I actually am curious about what you ducklings have to [...]
Hello, my people. Today, we have lots of deep and uncomfortably personal questions which I am supposed to answer. (Which generally means I don't answer them at all, and instead ramble about chocolate.) Over the past month, I've accumulated several tags that I've put off until I could update my writing status (mostly because they [...]
Guys. One year ago today, I clicked a little blue button that said 'publish' for the first time. I watched the loading screen swirl at me like a judgemental little... swirly thing. I held my breath. And then, it was there. My writing. On the screen. On the internet, for all eyes to see. I [...]
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