Last summer, I spent too much time by myself and subsequently fried my brain. Mom was in Canada for several months helping Anna with the baby. Dad was at work. I was in between jobs, writing a novel, and maintaining an internet fast until Mom's return. For two months, I spent the majority of my [...]
I haven’t thrown art at you since August. I wanna throw art. Can I throw art? I’m gonna throw art. (To be totally honest, I can’t remember if I’ve shared any of these or not, and most of them are posted on my Instagram anyway. So if you’ve already seen these, my apologies. You don’t [...]
No one in the history of ever has wanted to be a horrible artist. Regardless, I'm still going to teach you. (You can thank me later.) In all honesty, my dear naive padawan, this is really just a prolonged and interminable sales pitch to try and connive you into buying my art, because yes, I'm [...]
Whaddup, humans.The last time I did an art post was… an embarrassingly long time ago. (Thirteen months, to be exact.) The amount of art I’ve done since then is also… well, embarrassing. I haven’t arted much. Must be covid’s fault.(When in doubt, blame covid. Every irresponsible decision I’ve ever made is covid’s fault.)Flipping through my [...]
Well hello, my friends! Guess who's going to see a play of The Horse and His Boy tomorrow! What's that, you say? I'm going to see a play of The Horse and His Boy tomorrow??? How shockingly astute of you. I'm currently holed up in a quiet corner of my aunt's basement, counting the seconds [...]
Hello, folks! The other day, I decided to flip through an old sketch book of mine, one from aaaaaall the way back when I first got serious about drawing, dated 2014. The result? The result was me dragging forth all my finished sketchbooks and lining them up on the floor to compare style and improvement. [...]
Well hello, my minions! It's been quite some time since I've posted any art, and the main reason for this is I haven't DONE any art. NaNoWriMo took center stage, and after that... *mysteriously swirls robe* Who knows? (Which is a fancy way of saying I'm a human train-wreck who doesn't know how to organize [...]
The sun is bright, the wind is cold, and the strange Sarah creature has entered into Week #2 of NaNoWriMo. Surprisingly, all of her primary psychological functions are still mostly intact. Key Word = Mostly. Aeterna hit 80,000 words a couple days ago, and that in itself is enough to blow all my psychological functions [...]
Over the last two months, I've sworn up and down that there would be an overabundance of moving posts cluttering up this web space and annoying the snot out of you guys. Now the Grand Question is, where in the blue blazes are they? Languishing in misery with the rest of my family as we [...]
You guys know that people sometimes pay me to paint things, right? As in, art isn't just a hobby, but a business. They get an authentic, hand-painted portrait. I get money. Everyone wins. And when you're lucky enough to have your art teacher's complete and zealous support, the odds of being a multi-millionaire by age [...]
The Sarcastic Elf 