Good afternoon, my minions. You may remember that a couple weeks back, I did a survey about my blog. For scientific purposes. Many of you have expressed an interest in seeing the results, and I've decided that it's in my best interest to heed you. The time has drawn nigh: Welcome, ladies and gents, to [...]
That title sounds way cooler than the actual post. *cough* Hello, my minions. I've had a couple of tags floating around in cyberspace for some time now, and with yet another addition to that stack, I thought it high time I did a compile post and shove the brilliant depths of my intellect out into [...]
Yo. Due to circumstances beyond my control, you all must be deprived of my presence today. I will be back next week with boatloads of sarcasm and glitter to go around. Be patient. In the meantime, have a picture of my cat. (I took an entire photography class last year, and this is the only [...]
Hullo, my people. I don't have much for you today. However, I have been toying with minor improvements to my blog and such, and I find that I want your advice. Yeah. I want an opinion besides my own. This is a monumental occasion. ANYWAY. I actually am curious about what you ducklings have to [...]
Hello, my people. Today, we have lots of deep and uncomfortably personal questions which I am supposed to answer. (Which generally means I don't answer them at all, and instead ramble about chocolate.) Over the past month, I've accumulated several tags that I've put off until I could update my writing status (mostly because they [...]
Guys. One year ago today, I clicked a little blue button that said 'publish' for the first time. I watched the loading screen swirl at me like a judgemental little... swirly thing. I held my breath. And then, it was there. My writing. On the screen. On the internet, for all eyes to see. I [...]
Happy February, guys! Unfortunately, you don't get anything interesting today. I'm planning to do a longer post on Saturday, because it's *YEEP* my one year bloggiversary. Which is kinda cool. So this is me, officially telling you to stay tuned: *dramatic pause* Stay tuned. In the meantime, have a look at this cool survey thingy, [...]
Guys. I'm special. I got nominated again for the Liebster Award, and because I've recently discovered an inner soul connection with blog tags of all varieties, I'm totally doing this thing. (And I also kinda didn't feel like writing anything sensible this week. But anyway.) So, official rules and regulations are as follows: Acknowledge the [...]
It would appear that I've been wildly popular this week. *cough* What's up, peeps, and welcome back to another Thurs---uh, Friday with the Elf herself! (Yesterday I was so tired, I completely forgot to post my thing... In the words of Han Solo, "It's not my fault!") I've been nominated for the Liebster Award Thingy [...]
Well what do you know. I've been tagged. Tremendous thanks, hand shaking, and purple glitter go to the amazing Kate Flournoy of The Inky Notebook, along with strong encouragement for my peeps to go check out her blog, because it's pretty cool. (And SO BEAUTIFUL, oh my goodness. What's with these people and their beautiful [...]
The Sarcastic Elf 