I almost didn't publish something today. Hang on, hang on, there's a reason. (There always is...) This wasn't just me being lazy and furtively ignoring my blogging accountability partner. (Which I would *cough* NEVER *cough cough* do... *choke*) The reason I almost didn't post today is ACTUALLY because of you guys. Yep. It's YOUR fault. [...]
Monday was the last day of art class, and I have but one thing to say to you all: FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM. *wild screeching* *energetic fist-pumping* *crazed cackling* *flips the table* I get to paint what I want now. No more modern art. No more mutilated-looking fish. Nothing but a blank canvas and the prospect of as [...]
Guys. I'm special. I got nominated again for the Liebster Award, and because I've recently discovered an inner soul connection with blog tags of all varieties, I'm totally doing this thing. (And I also kinda didn't feel like writing anything sensible this week. But anyway.) So, official rules and regulations are as follows: Acknowledge the [...]
My sister is in Peru. (Smooth, Sarah. Just jump right in, and maybe they won't notice that you skipped the intro after seventeen failed attempts to write one.) As of yesterday, my sister has been in Peru for a week, and she'll stay in Peru for another week yet. Laying concrete, or something equally monotonous. [...]
Every year, we always go through this routine of sappiness and sentimentalism, and every year, it's just as weird. I'm feeling slightly speechless as I type out the number 2018. Guys. It's 2018. I might actually slip a tear. 2017 has been a whirlwind, let me tell you, and I honestly don't remember most of [...]
Guys, do you realize what this is? This is a momentous occasion. You are reading the last blog post I'll ever publish in 2017. Naturally, it's about Star Wars. SO. I got to see Star Wars: The Last Jedi ON OPENING NIGHT, Y'ALL, and it's taken me this long to sum up the incoherent flailings [...]
It would appear that I've been wildly popular this week. *cough* What's up, peeps, and welcome back to another Thurs---uh, Friday with the Elf herself! (Yesterday I was so tired, I completely forgot to post my thing... In the words of Han Solo, "It's not my fault!") I've been nominated for the Liebster Award Thingy [...]
Hey guys. Yes, I totally missed Thursday, and yes, there was a sort of semi-reason behind that. The first reason is because I went to see STAR WAAAAAAARS! End of subject. The second reason is that I forgot. In my defense, art class is trying to kill me. No joke. But before we go on, [...]
Lately, I've been feeling the insatiable urge to paint a masterpiece. Which is great, if you know what to do it of. Which I didn't. As usual. So I did what any self-respecting teenager would do---I turned to my mother for help. WHY, I don't know, since she never suggests anything decent (AKA anything I [...]
Well what do you know. I've been tagged. Tremendous thanks, hand shaking, and purple glitter go to the amazing Kate Flournoy of The Inky Notebook, along with strong encouragement for my peeps to go check out her blog, because it's pretty cool. (And SO BEAUTIFUL, oh my goodness. What's with these people and their beautiful [...]
The Sarcastic Elf 