Well hello, all you lovelies. You may (or may not, depending on how devoted you are) have noticed that I didn't do a post last Thursday. The reason (yes, there is a reason) behind this is... I was lazy. I was going to say "Bet ya didn't see that one coming!" until I realized that [...]
Alright, people, I have an announcement to make. We all (hopefully) know that I'm writing a book that hates me. Not only does it resist being written, it's extremely disobedient and rebellious, and my characters make tons of messes that I have to clean up. It's been a thorn in my side for two years [...]
Well, guess what: You know how fall has been creeping up on us, and I don't like it? It just added a new gun to its belt: School. Yes, homeschool co-op started this week. I have to go every Monday. You guys better prepare yourselves for a whole lot of upcoming drama, because that place [...]
Let us take a moment of silence to accept that summer is pretty much over and September is already upon us. Thank you. *silence* Did I mention school is starting for me soon? *dies* Did I mention school is a terrible, terrible thing, even for a homeschooler? *dies again* The approach of said school has [...]
Wow, I actually wrote a short story that isn't a Chronicle of Plerp! I feel so proud of myself. To make a long story short, Sylvestrus is currently on the time out chair. (I kid you not, I had to read that sentence three times to realize I'd accidentally made the world's stupidest pun.) Anyway, [...]
One night last week, we lost power during a storm. ... Nope, Anna would classify that as a boring start. I'll try again. During a single period between sunset and sunrise, those of my kindred blood and I lost all electric capabilities during a vociferation of nature. Yeah. I think I'm gonna go with, "It [...]
Yes, I am completely behind the times. Though that really shouldn't come as a great shock to anyone. *ahem* Guys, we did it. My family finally watched something that is kind of a classic. Last month, actually, so that's something to be proud of, despite the fact that I'm relaying old news. And, during a [...]
Hellooo! *snorts* Yes, at this point, I have abandoned all attempts at writing a good intro. I'm terrible at them. You know it (at least, Anna does), I know it, we all know it. And I hate writing them, so why bother trying? Look unto my example, kids. That's a nugget of wisdom right there. [...]
TA-DAAA. I want to mention that originally, Dwings the Dragon wasn't going to make an appearance in this story, but my friend liked him so much that I decided to rework some things (basically, the entire story) to include him. You're welcome. Now, without further ado... Part 2! *cheesy grin* I awoke early the next [...]
TODAY ENDS CAMP NANOWRIMO. Excuse me while I go bury myself and don't return for another hundred years. *buries self* Ahem. Yes. For the few random people who don't know what Camp Nano is, it's basically where you set yourself a writing goal and complete it in a month. Yes, we could do that ourselves, [...]
The Sarcastic Elf 