Let us take a moment of silence to accept that summer is pretty much over and September is already upon us. Thank you. *silence* Did I mention school is starting for me soon? *dies* Did I mention school is a terrible, terrible thing, even for a homeschooler? *dies again* The approach of said school has [...]
Wow, I actually wrote a short story that isn't a Chronicle of Plerp! I feel so proud of myself. To make a long story short, Sylvestrus is currently on the time out chair. (I kid you not, I had to read that sentence three times to realize I'd accidentally made the world's stupidest pun.) Anyway, [...]
One night last week, we lost power during a storm. ... Nope, Anna would classify that as a boring start. I'll try again. During a single period between sunset and sunrise, those of my kindred blood and I lost all electric capabilities during a vociferation of nature. Yeah. I think I'm gonna go with, "It [...]
Yes, I am completely behind the times. Though that really shouldn't come as a great shock to anyone. *ahem* Guys, we did it. My family finally watched something that is kind of a classic. Last month, actually, so that's something to be proud of, despite the fact that I'm relaying old news. And, during a [...]
Hellooo! *snorts* Yes, at this point, I have abandoned all attempts at writing a good intro. I'm terrible at them. You know it (at least, Anna does), I know it, we all know it. And I hate writing them, so why bother trying? Look unto my example, kids. That's a nugget of wisdom right there. [...]
TA-DAAA. I want to mention that originally, Dwings the Dragon wasn't going to make an appearance in this story, but my friend liked him so much that I decided to rework some things (basically, the entire story) to include him. You're welcome. Now, without further ado... Part 2! *cheesy grin* I awoke early the next [...]
TODAY ENDS CAMP NANOWRIMO. Excuse me while I go bury myself and don't return for another hundred years. *buries self* Ahem. Yes. For the few random people who don't know what Camp Nano is, it's basically where you set yourself a writing goal and complete it in a month. Yes, we could do that ourselves, [...]
Oh yes. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the return of Plerp (otherwise known as Medieval Middle-School Drama). It wasn't going to come out to day, but I ended up finishing it way sooner that expected. Lucky you. If you've never read the other Chronicles of Plerp, then I both pity and envy you. If you [...]
The doctor was having a bad day, the day I was born. All he was trying to do was have an intelligent conversation with one of his nurses, and some random guy insisted on interrupting him every five minutes to whine about some lady who was in labor. For pity sake, who did the guy [...]
Hello, my people. Today I bring you another philosophical pondering which is both deep and dangerous. You've been warned. See, in my aunt's cow pasture, there's this decently large hill that's full of ticks and weeds and other such nastiness. When I was little, I would look up toward the top, and wonder what was [...]
The Sarcastic Elf 