Hellooo! *snorts* Yes, at this point, I have abandoned all attempts at writing a good intro. I'm terrible at them. You know it (at least, Anna does), I know it, we all know it. And I hate writing them, so why bother trying? Look unto my example, kids. That's a nugget of wisdom right there. [...]
Tag: Life
Sapless Sixteen
The doctor was having a bad day, the day I was born. All he was trying to do was have an intelligent conversation with one of his nurses, and some random guy insisted on interrupting him every five minutes to whine about some lady who was in labor. For pity sake, who did the guy [...]
A Brief Lesson on Canadian Culture
At this point, you all know that I'm a nut-case and speak sarcasm like a second language. You may also know that my sister Anna is an epic person who belongs in Lord of the Rings, and my mother identifies with a Mop. But something you may not know about me is that once upon [...]
Wild Road Trips and Prince Caspian Productions—Part 3
You thought I was done, didn't you? HA. Nope. I'm going to drivel on a bit more. See, on our way home from Greenville, we found the COOLEST little town in North Carolina. We stopped to eat, and take a walk through this park thing which turned out to be a college campus. (Oops.) There [...]
Wild Road Trips and Prince Caspian Productions—Part 2
Welcome to part 2 of our road trip. May the odds be ever in your favor. Okay. I said in my last post that we were in Greenville to see a play of Prince Caspian, and that was where my specificity ended. So, I'll elaborate. This is not just any cheesy high-school play. This is [...]
Wild Road Trips and Prince Caspian Productions—Part 1
I'm not slacking off on posting, really. (Though that wouldn't be beneath me.) See, last week, my family was traveling down to South Carolina to see a play of Prince Caspian (more on that later), and between that and having the brain cells of a flea, I wasn't able to write anything. Which, technically, was [...]
May the Fourth Be With You!
Yesterday was Star Wars day, which, in all honesty, I didn't even know was a thing until a couple months ago. But apparently, it is, and Anna decided that we were going to celebrate it. My initial reaction? Suuure. I was a little skeptical. Okay, a lot skeptical. I mean, first of all, it's Star [...]
Moving Chaos
I intended to write this post last week as a Current Events crash course, but for some reason, I just wasn't feeling it. I'm still not feeling it, actually, but it needs to be done, so here it is. Only now it's a Recent Events crash course, because all this happened 1-2 weeks ago. 'All [...]
How I Proved to the Entire Art Class that I am a Dunce
A very professional critic (my sister) told me that my intro for this blog post was awful. That, my dear friends, is sisterly love in a nutshell. But I will grudgingly admit that...hang on. I don't know if I can say this. Okay, never mind. It doesn't matter. You don't need to know. Sometimes Anna's [...]
A Poem of Despair
I'm back. And to be perfectly honest, I don't really know how to write a second blog post. I mean, the first one's great; you introduce yourself and spout some random junk about “goals” and such, and then leave in a cloud of sparkles. You can't do that with a second post. So, instead of [...]
The Sarcastic Elf 