You know how we were talking about honesty? I take it back. Anna decided to prey upon my weakened, vulnerable state and finagle me into telling you guys the Mysterious Tale of the Bathroom Incident. She obviously loves listening to me embarrass myself. And obviously, since I care nothing for embarrassment, I agreed. The year [...]
Humanity doesn’t appreciate lies. I don’t care what the philosophers say. This, to me, is a fact. And unless you’re some weird-psycho-alien-thing, I’m going to assume that you don’t like them either. I certainly don’t. I don’t particularly enjoy telling them either, so I feel the need to have a brief moment of honesty and [...]
*returns from the dead* Well hello, my lovelies! I've been gone for... *counts on fingers* Yeah, let's not figure out how long I've been gone. Last week, my internet became so incredibly slow that WordPress decided to throw in the towel and stop cooperating. The week before that... Well, while you guys were waiting patiently [...]
Newsflash: I'm not on top of things. I know, I know, that's such a shock. [insert disinterest blinking here] Seeing as I'm not on top of things, this week found me scrambling last minute to provide something interesting to post about. (Which, at this point, isn't much of a rarity.) So I sat down and [...]
You may have noticed my abnormal silence last Thursday. (If you didn't, shame on you.) I would love to sponge my inconsistency away with a laugh and a snarky quip, but sadly, both my situation and my surroundings render me speechless for anything but garbled slurring and incoherent ramblings about Great Lakes and cardboard boxes. [...]
Do you ever feel like you're careening at break-neck speed towards a goal that never gets closer? (Yes, that's a paradox. Bear with me.) At the beginning of August, I had plans. Big plans. I'd finally found my writing pace after months of being unproductive, and my book was flowing better than ever. I'd acquired [...]
I return for your mid-week installment of foolishness with Part 2 of my various and sundry tags. I could spend this section of the post rambling on and on with a boring introduction, but I think that's unnecessary. We're cutting to the chase today. First up is #CoverLove. An incredibly challenging tag, given the fact [...]
I've come to the conclusion that the bloggosphere has an overabundance of tags. If not kept up with, this overabundance of tags will creep around your throat and choke you to death. Needless to say, two months away from blogging has left me near the point of strangulation, and I've come to put a stop [...]
Over the last two months, I've sworn up and down that there would be an overabundance of moving posts cluttering up this web space and annoying the snot out of you guys. Now the Grand Question is, where in the blue blazes are they? Languishing in misery with the rest of my family as we [...]
Have I ever told you guys the story of my book title? No? *cracks knuckles* Some of you may recall a time before Aeterna was Aeterna. If you do, I feel sorry for you; my writing was a mess back then. Naturally, I didn't know it was a mess -- not at the time -- [...]
The Sarcastic Elf 