5 Ways to Not Draw a Mutant Human

I can already see you non-artists shriveling up and glaring at me. Guys, please stop. I’m not going to kick you off just because this topic isn’t related to you. Keeping to the typical tradition of Myself, I shall try to make things as entertaining as is humanly possible. Even for the section of you who wouldn’t know the difference between an HB pencil and an 8B pencil if they both hit you in the head. (Though I will say this: FOR SHAME, you ignorant children.)

ANYWAY. Back to the point. When I really started to take drawing seriously, about three or four years ago, I began to produce quick-fire sketches of people. Sketches that my mother affectionately labeled “Pinheads,” for reasons that shall become obvious in a few moments. Unable to lay my hands on a copy of one of these pinheads (that’s what happens when you’ve moved seven times…), I decided to recreate one. For the purpose of science.


I would like you to know that it caused me physical pain to draw this.

Disregarding the fact that I thought I was the best artist in the world at the time, I think we can all agree that this drawing is horrible. Of course, after four years, I am happy to say that I’ve gotten over most of the stumbling blocks that made those early sketches so awful. But I think that many artists in my peer group still struggle to draw people, their sketches floundering in that state of “almost human, but not quite.” Sometimes, you know what your fingers are creating is horrible, but you can’t seem to grasp the means to make it better. The vision. The technical knowledge. The brain-hand coordination.

So today, I thought it would be fun to go through the five top hitches that make our humans look like mutants, and how to correct them—using that drawing up there (which I have affectionately named Maud) as an example.

Let us commence.


1. The Head, in General

Yeah, yeah, we’re gonna start out boring. But what I am about to impart to you is possibly the most crucial bit of face-drawing knowledge I have ever learned:

Draw the outline first.

*taps mic* Did we get that? No? Do I need to say it again?


That’s better.

Don’t start with a random eye in the middle of the paper, and, oh, let’s add the nose, and maybe the eyebrow, and work on some shading over here, and, oh look at that, a line for the forehead, and let’s add the other eye, maybe put the mouth in, draw a chin, and VOILA, lovely human being.


Starting that way is dooming yourself to a disaster of unaligned eyes and too long faces and a mess of human proportions. START like THIS.


Ya got that?

2. Feature Placement

For some reason, people don’t know where the features of their own species go. And instead of figuring it out, they just sit around and whine about it, because IT’S TOO COMPLICATED, MAN….


However, after a couple months of staring intensely at the people around me (and creeping them out of their wits), I devised a very simple way of figuring out human proportions. We shall use my own face as an example.


Do you see how the face divides into perfect quarters, with almost every major feature falling on one of those four lines? Hairline, eyes, nose. With the mouth almost exactly between the nose and the chin.

God’s symmetry is astounding.

So now that you’ve got the outline of your face, you can draw very faint lines on it to help you properly place the features.



Maud looks a little better.

3. Scalp ‘Em

Our cranium is a lot bigger than you think. Please, please, PLEASE do not cut the head off at the hairline. The head continues sloping up, even with hair on it. Fact of nature.

And, speaking of which, there needs to be room inside the head for a brain. If you do not think your person’s head will fit a brain, then chances are, you need to make it bigger. Not necessarily UP, but BACK. Behind the ear.

Also, foreheads are important. Please do not give your person a forehead the height of a thimble. They will look dumb.



Maud is starting to resemble a human.

4. Nose Holes

Yeah, yeah, the dreaded nostrils. You have to juggle two equally horrible evils of a stupid looking ‘L’ for a nose, or nostrils that make your person look more like a hog and less like a human. I feel your pain. Really. But adding nostrils does NOT mean you have to draw twin black-holes of doom on your person’s face.


For the sake of your drawing, the paper’s dignity, and—I need hardly mention it—your own self-respect, don’t do this. Just don’t.

It depends on the nose, obviously, but nostrils are generally closer in resemblance to slits than circles. And if you’re questioning putting them in because you’re afraid you’ll have to use that evil technique known as shading, let me put your mind at ease:


A nostrils without shading is better than an L. Trust me.


Aw, Maud actually looks normal now. Fancy that.

5. Eyes

It’s pretty easy to draw an eye.

By itself.

Without the other one.

Then you try to get that second one down, and you end up with something that looks vaguely reminiscent of Maz Kanata missing one of her eye-pieces.


I wish I could impart some great secret that will make all your eye troubles disappear in a big cloud of sparkles, but unfortunately, I haven’t figured it out yet myself. Give me another four years. BUT there are a few things that will make the eyes you have a little more lifelike.


Yup, that little white circle beside the pupil is practically more important than the entire eye itself. Without it, you are dooming your person to spend all the ages of this world locked in a blank and stupid stare. With it, they actually look somewhat… intelligent.

Also, eyelids are nice. They help you blink. And your eyelashes come out of them. And your eyeball would probably shrivel up and die without them. So yeah. Eyelids are nice.


On the Subject of Shading

Let’s get one thing straight: Shading is optional. There are plenty of good drawings out there that don’t have it. But if you want your person to look really realistic, you’ll eventually have to give some thought to this.

Now don’t freak out. At first, shading is a daunting prospect, full of much wailing and, “I’M NOT A DOCTOR!! HOW SHOULD I KNOW THE FULL MUSCULAR PROPORTIONS OF THE FACE, AND HOW THE LIGHT WILL LOOK ON IT???”

Honey. Relax.

You see this?


This be a makeup chart for girls who contour their faces. For the record, I have tried my hardest to keep at least a mile of space between me and anything pertaining to this sort of thing—until I realized that it might actually have a use, after all. For drawing.

Yup. This thing has just become your best friend, and will serve you long and well as a shading guide. Where the chart says to contour, you shade dark. Where the chart says to highlight, you leave white. Everything else can either remain white, or a very light shade of gray.

It be that easy.


And look at that. Maud has been reborn.


So has Greg.

The best part is, these are just the preliminaries. Once you get this stuff down, you can start tweaking things, messing around with proportions and trying new stuff. Because obviously, every face looks different. Just because most faces are a certain size doesn’t mean they’re all going to be. But when you start messing with proportions, you have to remember one thing: For every change you make, you have to compensate. If you want the eyes to be higher and thus have a longer face, that’s fine. But if you move them up and not adjust anything else, you’re going to end up with a tiny forehead and a scalped cranium. If the eyes go up, the height of the entire head head has to go up as well.

For every change, compensation.

So there you have it, folks. The basics of a decent face. Hopefully this is helpful to someone, and at least somewhat interesting to those who don’t have a clue what I’m talking about. If it’s not, come up here and I’ll whack you with a frying pan.

(I have literally no idea why I just said that.)

May your mutants look like humans, your humans look like elves, and your week be ten times less confusing than this statement. Until next Thursday!



63 thoughts on “5 Ways to Not Draw a Mutant Human

  1. Hehe, I tend to steer clear of drawing human faces because I tend to have a huge problem with the eyes… Yeah…. This is very helpful!!! (And now I get to draw some even more epic-looking dragon eyes… yes, I draw mostly dragons).

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      1. Just draw a giant lizard and then add wings and horns and spikes and things. X’D At least that’s what I do. Even though I don’t actually draw dragons a lot πŸ˜›
        It helps a lot if you hang around lizards, actually. My younger sibling has a pet one X)

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      2. I also have trouble drawing magnificant beasts of fiery splendour. BUT IN MY DEFENSE I CAN *sits and tries to think of appropriate thing to say* *can’t come up with anything* *is frustrated* *lightbulb* PLAY THE CELLO! SO THERE!!!
        *hides from the artist world with shadowy glare of embarrassment*

        *recruits Loki to help with world domination*

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      3. Hehe, I honestly don’t get how I do it. I just figured out how to draw a flying dragon (but I can’t seem to draw the legs… they are giving me issues. I finally left them off of one of my dragons… it looked………. unique???) If you want inspiration for dragons to draw, though, look at the Wing of Fire series website. They have pictures of the dragons. *nods wisely* I would not recommend drawing it freehand by memory *coughItotallydrawfreehandbymemorymyselfcough*


  2. I normally draw cats and dragons, so the thing known as ‘drawing humans’ is kinda hard for me. Still. Thank you for the advice, and who knows? Maybe someday I’ll actually draw a decent-looking human, and if I do, I will be sure to thank you. And maybe even show you. The jury is still out on the possibility of that.

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    1. (first off, to explain, I realized I forgot to say this as well in my original comment so I’m putting it here) Also, i agree with you 100% about staying miles away from makeup or anything of the sort. My mom tried to get me to wear it both the times when I was in a play so that my face would stand out more or something like that, and I still don’t like wearing it. Hopefully this time around she’ll forget…

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  3. I LOVE THIS! And I can SO relate to being able to draw one eye but not the other. *scratches table in agony*
    LOL, my old manga pictures were pinheads, too. Ugh, if you could see them right now… X’D
    Okay, you called it. That makeup chart has officially become my best friend. *hugs picture* *takes it away without asking permission*
    Wow, even as a manga artist, this was pretty helpful! Thanks so much for posting it! I love drawing people. πŸ˜‰

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    1. Seriously, I’m pretty sure that eyes are the one true bane of every artist’s life. *wails* Why dey gotta be so HARD?
      Anyway, glad you found this helpful. (Even for a manga artist—believe me, I have SERIOUS respect for you guys…) And YES, steal the makeup chart. STEAL IT. Most useful thing I’ve ever had.


      1. *wails with you* *breaks a window with the wailing*
        Well, for what it’s worth, I’m not the BEST manga artist in the world…. But thank you! XD
        *and the makeup chart disappears from this blog post…* πŸ˜‰

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  4. I laughed so hard, because you know…this is exactly how I feel. XD XD Or at least, I used to. Then I learned about proportions and shading.
    Mauv. And Greg. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
    Hilarious and so true. I’m bookmarking this one.

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    1. Seriously, kid, you’ve gotten really good. I remember watching the progression of your drawings back on the first KP art exchange, and the growth was TANGIBLE. Coolest thing ever.
      *marvels at the wonder of having a post bookmarked for the first time ever* I’m gonna be famous one day.


      1. πŸ˜€ Thank you muchly.
        Oh dear, yeah, I remember some of those first ones. I guess writing isn’t the only KP was helpful in.
        *watches stop-motion video of plants growing* Tangible. The force is strong with me. πŸ˜›


  5. May your mutants continue to look like humans and your humans love pizza…. however confusing that was. I’m hungry. (Why am I writing this in a comment? Oh well.) You are, as much as I regret to say it(#INTJthings), my superior when it comes to semi-realistic and realistic peoples. I stick to my manga. (Main reason: when drawing manga, the nose is a line. Literally, a line. It is the one nose I can handle without making Maude look like a deformed elephant.)

    May Galadriel’s nose never be deformed,

    ~The Other Sarah. Also known as a Dragon.

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    1. Well, if it makes your dampened INTJ pride feel any better, you are much my superior in basically everything that isn’t realistic humans. Manga. (SO COOL, oh my goodness…) Symbols. DRAGONS??? Good glory.

      Here’s some pizza. *pizza*

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      1. *takes pizza*
        *bows* It powers my INTJness all the way back up, thank you very much. Hm, perhaps I shall post some manga tutorials sometime… I haven’t posted in ages, been sick/busy/getting summer jobs/etc that I haven’t had time…. but I’m planning another art dump(yay!) and a post on Jax. He was the one bonding with Sley over throwing knives, remember?
        As for dragons, my dear hobbit, google works wonders. So many good tutorials out there.
        Manga is a little obsession of mine, so keep fueling it and maybe I’ll slip in a little tidbit of my WIP in manga form. Who knows? πŸ˜‰

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  6. This was helpful. πŸ˜ƒ Thanks! (And also, I just have to say this, but the final product of Maud looks like she’s going to kill someone πŸ˜‚)

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    1. Ignore my mother. πŸ˜‰

      And NO, that’s not mean at all. It’s actually kinda hilarious, because that was EXACTLY what I thought when I got done with her. It was like… good grief, Maud looks nasty. 🀣

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    1. You have no idea what a hard time I have. I start out trying to draw an innocent little girl, and she ends up looking like a serial killer. It happens. Every. Single. Time. I think I’m doing something wrong…


          Ahh, *ahem…* I like him! Especially his eyes. And his tail! *vows to self not to say anything about Pikachu* *…Oh wait…*

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  7. This is actually really helpful to me precisely because I’m not an artist (and I need to hear this kind of stuff to make my face-less doodles have faces). Thanks πŸ˜€

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  8. This is such a great post filled with good advice and plenty of humor! Also, I’m amazed at what a good artist you are. πŸ™‚ Thank you for the tips.


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