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She, Jadis of Charn — Short Story

November 30, 2017November 30, 2017by Sarah Baran37 Comments on She, Jadis of Charn — Short Story
She, Jadis of Charn — Short Story

Hello, peeps. Sooo... I wrote something. Shocker. No, um, actually, I was kinda playing with random words and making them sound epic, and basically, I somehow ended up with the prologue for the Chronicles of Narnia. Call that fanfiction if you will, but I am in firm denial of the fact that I wrote fanfiction. [...]

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Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian author/artist combo. I’m a paradox in human form, a purveyor of caustic wit, a reluctant people-lover, and an idealistic cynic who sees the world through cracks in rose-colored glasses.

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2023 began with the loss of my grandmother.
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This is Hope. We’re both INTJs. We both have the personality of a feral wet cat but wear pastel colors anyway. She has published a multitude of epic, stabby books. I haven’t published a single word. She once named her car a fearsome dragon name. I call my car Gerald. She’s been wrangling troubled youth in the jungles of the Dominican Republic for two years. I grumble petty insults at teenagers who drink soda in the library. She is, in most ways, much cooler than me.
June/July felt like the water balloon of chaos I’ve been blithely tossing around all year finally burst on my head. Everything that could POSSIBLY happen has happened, not least being I turned 21 and am now expected to somehow Know What I’m Doing. (Ha.) A few summer highlights include:
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