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I’M BACK!!! (…not really)

July 12, 2018July 12, 2018by Sarah Baran20 Comments on I’M BACK!!! (…not really)
I’M BACK!!! (…not really)

Believe it or not, I had something really epic planned for my return to blogging. #NailedIt #Not Yeah, yeah. Hello to you too. I'm late. Whoops. If it's any consolation, I missed you guys during my hiatus. And I'm sure you missed me too, right? *crazed eyeballs* Right? Sadly, my return can't be punctuated with [...]

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The Stages of Not Knowing What to Post

October 26, 2017October 31, 2017by Sarah Baran20 Comments on The Stages of Not Knowing What to Post
The Stages of Not Knowing What to Post

Guys, I'll be honest: I had no clue what I was going to write about this week. Therefore, I'm writing about the process of not knowing what to write. In case you ever want to try it yourself. **WARNING** What follows is not recommended for control freaks. It has been known to cause allergic reactions, [...]

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Sometimes, With a Ton of Concentration, I Can Clean

July 31, 2017September 14, 2017by Sarah Baran31 Comments on Sometimes, With a Ton of Concentration, I Can Clean

TODAY ENDS CAMP NANOWRIMO. Excuse me while I go bury myself and don't return for another hundred years. *buries self* Ahem. Yes. For the few random people who don't know what Camp Nano is, it's basically where you set yourself a writing goal and complete it in a month. Yes, we could do that ourselves, [...]

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–I’M SARAH–

Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian author/artist combo. I’m a paradox in human form, a purveyor of caustic wit, a reluctant people-lover, and an idealistic cynic who sees the world through cracks in rose-colored glasses.

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June/July felt like the water balloon of chaos I’ve been blithely tossing around all year finally burst on my head. Everything that could POSSIBLY happen has happened, not least being I turned 21 and am now expected to somehow Know What I’m Doing. (Ha.) A few summer highlights include:
Old art, but still relevant. Happy Independence Day!
Book poetry, made from a damaged copy of the Magician’s Nephew.
By some miracle, our lovely editor didn’t make me take out the part where I refer to Tolkien’s literary masterpieces as “nifty stuff,” and I’m both astonished and grateful for this burst of generosity. Behold, link in bio.
Reasons you should read The Wolves of Willoughby Chase:
Mini paintings for the win.
I had a cool librarian moment a few weeks ago.
A portrait/lighting study. I love the soft, glowing warmth of this picture.
When asked why I write, I'm never quite sure how to answer. I have a lot of reasons. For instance, when I was eight, I beat my older siblings in a spelling bee, and the desire to continue flaunting my vocabular superiority over them became an ingrained personality trait.

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