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I’M BACK!!! (…not really)

July 12, 2018July 12, 2018by Sarah Baran20 Comments on I’M BACK!!! (…not really)
I’M BACK!!! (…not really)

Believe it or not, I had something really epic planned for my return to blogging. #NailedIt #Not Yeah, yeah. Hello to you too. I'm late. Whoops. If it's any consolation, I missed you guys during my hiatus. And I'm sure you missed me too, right? *crazed eyeballs* Right? Sadly, my return can't be punctuated with [...]

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The Stages of Not Knowing What to Post

October 26, 2017October 31, 2017by Sarah Baran20 Comments on The Stages of Not Knowing What to Post
The Stages of Not Knowing What to Post

Guys, I'll be honest: I had no clue what I was going to write about this week. Therefore, I'm writing about the process of not knowing what to write. In case you ever want to try it yourself. **WARNING** What follows is not recommended for control freaks. It has been known to cause allergic reactions, [...]

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Sometimes, With a Ton of Concentration, I Can Clean

July 31, 2017September 14, 2017by Sarah Baran31 Comments on Sometimes, With a Ton of Concentration, I Can Clean

TODAY ENDS CAMP NANOWRIMO. Excuse me while I go bury myself and don't return for another hundred years. *buries self* Ahem. Yes. For the few random people who don't know what Camp Nano is, it's basically where you set yourself a writing goal and complete it in a month. Yes, we could do that ourselves, [...]

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–I’M SARAH–

Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian author/artist combo. I’m a paradox in human form, a purveyor of caustic wit, a reluctant people-lover, and an idealistic cynic who sees the world through cracks in rose-colored glasses.

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In the words of Elizabeth Bennet, “I deserve neither such praise, nor such censure.”
A sneak peak of the picture book I’m illustrating for @millieflorenceauthor ! This small friend will encounter a host of curiosities in “No Snow Yet,” coming late 2023.
Morning shifts unleash the inner gremlin.
My taste in books is as random as my posting schedule.
“Make it all about the holiday,” my boss said when giving me free reign of the library display board. So naturally, I made it all about the classics. Happy Valentine’s Day, from me and these iconic books. What’s your favorite romantic line from literature?
A year ago today, I joined the @story_embers writing team. This forced me out of my self-constructed cave of authorial isolation, where I’d made a full time hobby of hissing at strangers and assuring everyone my writing “really is good, I promise!” despite never actually letting them read it.
The time for mysteriousness is over! I can bring this joyful secret to light! Friends, I’M ILLUSTRATING A PICTURE BOOK!!!
2023 began with the loss of my grandmother.
Thanks, 2022. Let’s do it again sometime.

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