The Sarcastic Elf

The Sarcastic Elf

Finding joy in the daily hum-drummities of life

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I’M BACK!!! (…not really)

July 12, 2018July 12, 2018by Sarah Baran20 Comments on I’M BACK!!! (…not really)
I’M BACK!!! (…not really)

Believe it or not, I had something really epic planned for my return to blogging. #NailedIt #Not Yeah, yeah. Hello to you too. I'm late. Whoops. If it's any consolation, I missed you guys during my hiatus. And I'm sure you missed me too, right? *crazed eyeballs* Right? Sadly, my return can't be punctuated with [...]

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The Stages of Not Knowing What to Post

October 26, 2017October 31, 2017by Sarah Baran20 Comments on The Stages of Not Knowing What to Post
The Stages of Not Knowing What to Post

Guys, I'll be honest: I had no clue what I was going to write about this week. Therefore, I'm writing about the process of not knowing what to write. In case you ever want to try it yourself. **WARNING** What follows is not recommended for control freaks. It has been known to cause allergic reactions, [...]

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Sometimes, With a Ton of Concentration, I Can Clean

July 31, 2017September 14, 2017by Sarah Baran31 Comments on Sometimes, With a Ton of Concentration, I Can Clean

TODAY ENDS CAMP NANOWRIMO. Excuse me while I go bury myself and don't return for another hundred years. *buries self* Ahem. Yes. For the few random people who don't know what Camp Nano is, it's basically where you set yourself a writing goal and complete it in a month. Yes, we could do that ourselves, [...]

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–I’M SARAH–

Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian teenager whose main ambition in life is to glorify my Savior while writing stories that convict and inspire. Welcome to my haven of cheerful stupidity: a place where wisecracks abound, geekiness is encouraged, and I endeavor to show the world that finding joy in the little things of life will make you happier than a hobbit.

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9x12 graphite commission which I’d love to elaborate on but captions are hard.
This 5x7 watercolor was done for the valiant and vivacious @litaflameblog. For more information on commissions, check out the link in my bio.
just two shadows doing what shadows do
sir that’s my emotional support beanpole and his flying lizard
a lil wedding portrait for a friend.
in loving memory of the time I stayed up until 3 a.m. reading but was too scared to go to sleep so I finished the book instead.
plants are an invasive species.
To the people who made 2020 become what it was for me, words cannot express how lucky I am to exist in the same universe as you, and how ineffably grateful I am for everything you’ve been and continue to be.
Another commission (that I forgot to post) for the gloriously talented mother of emotionally traumatized characters, @hannahrobinsonauthor!!!

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This blog contains large quantities of snark, found to be harmful by the Department of Dullness in several countries. Read at your own risk. If you are above the age of nine, leprous, or suffering from a poor sense of humor, please consult your doctor first. Not recommended for flamingos or people with a phobia of glue. Trigger warning: frequent allusions to BCD (book character death) syndrome. Age discretion advised when dealing with the subject of potted plants.

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