*casually slinks in* Did you miss me? (If not, please go away.) Yes, 'tis I, returned from the void of... everything. And boy howdy, do I have stories to tell! If you're not sitting on a stable, flat surface right now, I highly suggest reseating yourself. What follows is a long and intense summary of [...]
10 Reasons You Definitely Should NOT Become an Author // and an important announcement
Once upon a time, my life was simple. I was a wee, innocent child who did wee, innocent things -- living each day free of worry or stress, flitting from one meaningless pastime to the next with the attention-span of a meerkat high on caffeine. Then one day, I made the blindingly stupid decision to [...]
I’M BACK!!! (…not really)
Believe it or not, I had something really epic planned for my return to blogging. #NailedIt #Not Yeah, yeah. Hello to you too. I'm late. Whoops. If it's any consolation, I missed you guys during my hiatus. And I'm sure you missed me too, right? *crazed eyeballs* Right? Sadly, my return can't be punctuated with [...]
So Long, Farewell, Aufweirdesiangueu… I don’t know how to spell that word.
Well, my minions, we've had a merry lark together, haven't we? The Sarcastic Elf has been alive and well for almost sixteen months now, and in that time, I've met so many cool people, and learned so many cool things. My writing life has expanded astronomically through this endeavor, and I can truly say it's [...]