The Sarcastic Elf

The Sarcastic Elf

Finding joy in the daily hum-drummities of life

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A Perfectly Incompatible Writing Plan

October 25, 2018October 31, 2018by Sarah Baran27 Comments on A Perfectly Incompatible Writing Plan
A Perfectly Incompatible Writing Plan

So... I did a thing. (Good going, Sarah, nice way to start off vague.) You know my book? That thing I've been writing -- and rewriting -- for more than three years now? That thing with emotional train-wrecks for main characters? And plot-twists that are even worse in the train-wrecky department? That thing I generally [...]

Life

Hindsight, Foresight, and a whole lot of 2018 Glitter

January 1, 2018June 26, 2018by Sarah Baran46 Comments on Hindsight, Foresight, and a whole lot of 2018 Glitter
Hindsight, Foresight, and a whole lot of 2018 Glitter

Every year, we always go through this routine of sappiness and sentimentalism, and every year, it's just as weird. I'm feeling slightly speechless as I type out the number 2018. Guys. It's 2018. I might actually slip a tear. 2017 has been a whirlwind, let me tell you, and I honestly don't remember most of [...]

Spiritual

When We Find Ourselves Asking God “Why?”

October 19, 2017October 31, 2017by Sarah Baran27 Comments on When We Find Ourselves Asking God “Why?”
When We Find Ourselves Asking God “Why?”

I was going to post something funny and lighthearted about the dangers of being a youngest child, but honestly, I am so tired right now, I don't have the mental capacity to be engaging. By now, you should probably know what that means. Guys, buckle down for another 2 AM talk with Sarah. What follows [...]

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–I’M SARAH–

Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian teenager whose main ambition in life is to glorify my Savior while writing stories that convict and inspire. Welcome to my haven of cheerful stupidity: a place where wisecracks abound, geekiness is encouraged, and I endeavor to show the world that finding joy in the little things of life will make you happier than a hobbit.

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9x12 graphite commission which I’d love to elaborate on but captions are hard.
This 5x7 watercolor was done for the valiant and vivacious @litaflameblog. For more information on commissions, check out the link in my bio.
just two shadows doing what shadows do
sir that’s my emotional support beanpole and his flying lizard
a lil wedding portrait for a friend.
in loving memory of the time I stayed up until 3 a.m. reading but was too scared to go to sleep so I finished the book instead.
plants are an invasive species.
To the people who made 2020 become what it was for me, words cannot express how lucky I am to exist in the same universe as you, and how ineffably grateful I am for everything you’ve been and continue to be.
Another commission (that I forgot to post) for the gloriously talented mother of emotionally traumatized characters, @hannahrobinsonauthor!!!

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This blog contains large quantities of snark, found to be harmful by the Department of Dullness in several countries. Read at your own risk. If you are above the age of nine, leprous, or suffering from a poor sense of humor, please consult your doctor first. Not recommended for flamingos or people with a phobia of glue. Trigger warning: frequent allusions to BCD (book character death) syndrome. Age discretion advised when dealing with the subject of potted plants.

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