At this point, you all know that I'm a nut-case and speak sarcasm like a second language. You may also know that my sister Anna is an epic person who belongs in Lord of the Rings, and my mother identifies with a Mop. But something you may not know about me is that once upon [...]
Author: Sarah Burns
Child of God ➸ INTJ ➸ Word Weaver ➸ Paint Splatterer ➸ Incompetent Blogger ➸ Idealistic Cynic ➸ Sarcasm Queen
A Lunatic Writer’s Anniversary
Guys. Do you realize how special this week is? Two years ago, sometime this week, a life changing event occurred. While my brother was in the hospital having his appendix removed, and all the house was quiet, I went into our storage room. Sitting down among the various piles of boxes and junk, a scrap [...]
Wild Road Trips and Prince Caspian Productions—Part 3
You thought I was done, didn't you? HA. Nope. I'm going to drivel on a bit more. See, on our way home from Greenville, we found the COOLEST little town in North Carolina. We stopped to eat, and take a walk through this park thing which turned out to be a college campus. (Oops.) There [...]
Wild Road Trips and Prince Caspian Productions—Part 2
Welcome to part 2 of our road trip. May the odds be ever in your favor. Okay. I said in my last post that we were in Greenville to see a play of Prince Caspian, and that was where my specificity ended. So, I'll elaborate. This is not just any cheesy high-school play. This is [...]
Wild Road Trips and Prince Caspian Productions—Part 1
I'm not slacking off on posting, really. (Though that wouldn't be beneath me.) See, last week, my family was traveling down to South Carolina to see a play of Prince Caspian (more on that later), and between that and having the brain cells of a flea, I wasn't able to write anything. Which, technically, was [...]
Soggy Photography
You may have noticed that I didn't do a post last week. I could launch into an extensively detailed explanation of why I chose not to write anything, but I think I'll spare you that account. The long and short of it is... I didn't feel like it. So there. Today, you get some more [...]
Mary, Monkey, and a Student Showcase
Last Monday was the last day of my homeschool co-op's art class. To commemorate my great achievement of making it through two whole semesters without dying from an overdose of people, I'm doing another art post. If I randomly yell "You shall not PASS!!!" in the middle of it, please forgive me. My brain is [...]
Chronicles of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 2
Because I'm a kind person who doesn't want to make you wait until Thursday, I'm posting this now. Hopefully you remember the first part, but you should read it again just because. Tales of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 1 Ladies and gentlemen, I present the thrilling conclusion to my stupid story. Upon waking, [...]
Chronicles of Plerp: Sylvestrus Clarencourt XIII, Dragon Slayer—Part 1
Hey, look at this! I'm actually posting on Thursday, the day I'm supposed to! Wow. This is a monumental occasion. Let me take a moment to drink in the wonder of this. *takes a moment* Oh. It's Friday. Phooey. Anyway. Do you remember that stupid story I wrote a while ago? You probably don't, so [...]
I’m Pretty Sure I’ve been Tagged
I think I've been tagged. Wow. I've been tagged! How cool! I don't know what being tagged is. Ahem. Apparently, I'm supposed to answer a bunch of questions. I'm also supposed to thank the person who tagged me. *sigh* I don't want to be cliche... Jess of TheArtfulAuthor.wordpress.com--- I like your boots. Now onward. To [...]
The Sarcastic Elf 