Well HELLO, folks. I didn’t write anythingj last week because the March for Life happened and I ended up going.
(It was really awesome.)
(Proof of its awesomeness can be seen in the fact that there were 225,000 human beings in one tiny space and I still say it’s awesome.)
I had a really nice post written out for today, but then my computer died. And when it rebooted, the post was gone.
I’m still trying to process my grief.
While I’m processing, things will be postponed until Monday. When, hopefully, I’ll have been able to scrape together the pieces of my shattered soul long enough to rewrite the post. Hopefully.
In the meantime, I’m one of the top three finalist in a flash-fiction contest! The overall winner will be determined by vote, so go check it out! And vote! And gossip! And cackle! And spew burning lava from your nostrils! And all the other lovely things you readers do!!
See ya soon, goons.
~Sarah
The Sarcastic Elf 
RIP Sarah’s Laptop 😦
But congrats on becoming a finalist!
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” because the March for Life happened and I ended up going”
you possess the knack of being casually epic, and i admire that.
also ahhhh congrats on finaling!
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Aww dang I probably walked right by you and didn’t realize 🤦. My condolences and congratulations on your laptop and finaling respectively!
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Oof, that sounds sucky, I’m sorry for your loss [of a post]. Urk, we also don’t get another post of beautiful sarcasm in all its glory…the pain…
Ooh, I voted in the flash-fiction contest—which story was yours?
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THAT IS SO AWESOME!!! I was able to go to the local March for Life, and I was so grateful for the opportunity. Can’t wait to hear about your experience!!!
Also congratulations on being a finalist!!! 😀 😀 😀 May the odds be ever in your favor. 😉
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HOW’RE WE SUPPOSED TO VOTE WITHOUT BIAS ON SOMETHING LIKE THAT?! *tearful fuming* Oh dear…
But congratulations!!! I shall indeed go check it out.
Much sorrow for your lost words. >_< The worst.
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*whispers* that story you wrote… soul wrenching.
(*cough* at least, i’m pretty sure it would yours *cough* lets hope)
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Yikes, it’s horrible whenever a post/chapter/entire story is erased because of the stupid computer. I can’t wait for your post next week!! :’) That is so cool that you went to the March for Life!! I will definitely check out your story, and I’ll come back to let you know what I thought of it. 🙂
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It doesn’t say which one is yours! Oh dear… well, I hope I vote on yours. 🙂
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Oh that’s so cool that you were able to go to the March for Life!!! 😀
I can’t wait to see your post though!!!
And NOO RIP I hate it when files vanish like that.
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Aaaaah. EVIL COMPUTER.
Mine is disobedient sometimes too. 😛
I truly am sorry.
*bows head in honor of murdered post*
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That’s the worst!! Looking forward to reading your next post when you’re done grieving for your now-nonexistent brainchild. 😥
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