The Sarcastic Elf

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How to Be a Horrible Artist // a step-by-step guide

August 22, 2020August 27, 2020by Sarah Baran23 Comments on How to Be a Horrible Artist // a step-by-step guide
How to Be a Horrible Artist // a step-by-step guide

No one in the history of ever has wanted to be a horrible artist. Regardless, I'm still going to teach you. (You can thank me later.) In all honesty, my dear naive padawan, this is really just a prolonged and interminable sales pitch to try and connive you into buying my art, because yes, I'm [...]

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–I’M SARAH–

Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian teenager whose main ambition in life is to glorify my Savior while writing stories that convict and inspire. Welcome to my haven of cheerful stupidity: a place where wisecracks abound, geekiness is encouraged, and I endeavor to show the world that finding joy in the little things of life will make you happier than a hobbit.

I also have a tendency to fry people’s minds. Read on at your own risk.

 

 

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9x12 graphite commission which I’d love to elaborate on but captions are hard.
This 5x7 watercolor was done for the valiant and vivacious @litaflameblog. For more information on commissions, check out the link in my bio.
just two shadows doing what shadows do
sir that’s my emotional support beanpole and his flying lizard
a lil wedding portrait for a friend.
in loving memory of the time I stayed up until 3 a.m. reading but was too scared to go to sleep so I finished the book instead.
plants are an invasive species.
To the people who made 2020 become what it was for me, words cannot express how lucky I am to exist in the same universe as you, and how ineffably grateful I am for everything you’ve been and continue to be.
Another commission (that I forgot to post) for the gloriously talented mother of emotionally traumatized characters, @hannahrobinsonauthor!!!

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