The Sarcastic Elf

The Sarcastic Elf

Finding joy in the daily hum-drummities of life

  • Home
  • About
  • Portfolio
  • Commissions
  • Writing
    • Aeterna
  • Contact

Tag: New Year’s Resolutions that I have no Intention of Keeping

Family, Life

Sixteen Somethings from a Sarcastic Year // 2020 wrap-up

January 9, 2021by Sarah Baran24 Comments on Sixteen Somethings from a Sarcastic Year // 2020 wrap-up
Sixteen Somethings from a Sarcastic Year // 2020 wrap-up

I recognize that no one cares, and thus I will forego the anticipated jokes about hindsight being 2020 and WWIII. Friends, we're alive. And despite the fact that the world's imminent implosion is beginning to look less like a joke and more like reality, I'd just like to say that neither rain, shine, nor communism [...]

Random

Geeks, Goals, and God // a year in reverse

January 3, 2019January 10, 2019by Sarah Baran8 Comments on Geeks, Goals, and God // a year in reverse
Geeks, Goals, and God // a year in reverse

GUYS. IT’S 2019. THIS CAN’T BE HAPPENING. I’M NOT PREPARED. *passes out* Seeing as this is the first post of 2019 (mmm, such prestige), I guess this is the moment where I scrape together something meaningful I learned in 2018, accented with pictures no one cares about and a teary-eyed epilogue of cliché sentimentalism about [...]

Life

Hindsight, Foresight, and a whole lot of 2018 Glitter

January 1, 2018June 26, 2018by Sarah Baran46 Comments on Hindsight, Foresight, and a whole lot of 2018 Glitter
Hindsight, Foresight, and a whole lot of 2018 Glitter

Every year, we always go through this routine of sappiness and sentimentalism, and every year, it's just as weird. I'm feeling slightly speechless as I type out the number 2018. Guys. It's 2018. I might actually slip a tear. 2017 has been a whirlwind, let me tell you, and I honestly don't remember most of [...]

Hey, you!

 

–I’M SARAH–

Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian teenager whose main ambition in life is to glorify my Savior while writing stories that convict and inspire. Welcome to my haven of cheerful stupidity: a place where wisecracks abound, geekiness is encouraged, and I endeavor to show the world that finding joy in the little things of life will make you happier than a hobbit.

I also have a tendency to fry people’s minds. Read on at your own risk.

 

 

Because don't you want to get a lovely little notification every time I write something profound?

Join 394 other followers

Instagram

Popular Posts

  • Dear Beginning Bloggers: ten things you should know
  • 10 Reasons You Definitely Should NOT Become an Author // and an important announcement
  • Thoughts for a Fading Year
  • The Road to Graduation // and other frightening tales of social phobia
  • Hearts and Hag Noses // another art dump

Categories

Sarcasm Through the Ages

Warning!

This blog contains large quantities of snark, found to be harmful by the Department of Dullness in several countries. Read at your own risk. If you are above the age of nine, leprous, or suffering from a poor sense of humor, please consult your doctor first. Not recommended for flamingos or people with a phobia of glue. Trigger warning: frequent allusions to BCD (book character death) syndrome. Age discretion advised when dealing with the subject of potted plants.

Website Built with WordPress.com.
Cancel