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Cabins, Canoeing, and Crazy People // a convergence of writers

July 11, 2019July 13, 2019by Sarah Baran60 Comments on Cabins, Canoeing, and Crazy People // a convergence of writers
Cabins, Canoeing, and Crazy People // a convergence of writers

Once upon a time, there was a writer who actually had friends. (It wasn't me.) And seeing as this writer had just turned 20, her friends (who lived in various corners of the world) decided to converge on her when she was least expecting it and celebrate with her in person. Thus, I (and a [...]

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–I’M SARAH–

Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian teenager whose main ambition in life is to glorify my Savior while writing stories that convict and inspire. Welcome to my haven of cheerful stupidity: a place where wisecracks abound, geekiness is encouraged, and I endeavor to show the world that finding joy in the little things of life will make you happier than a hobbit.

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I guess it’s time I started talking about my new writing project, so, here goes nothing:
I read Middlemarch and then I binged the BBC drama and now I have strong feelings about oppressed Polish artists and their red coats.
her hair goes swoosh.
just your average forest painting
sir, those are some snazzy boots.
And that’s how all my pens ran out of ink.
a cute lil ghostie I would like to be friends with.
9x12 graphite commission which I’d love to elaborate on but captions are hard.
This 5x7 watercolor was done for the valiant and vivacious @litaflameblog. For more information on commissions, check out the link in my bio.

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