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Crimson Gifts // a short story

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018by Sarah Baran57 Comments on Crimson Gifts // a short story
Crimson Gifts // a short story

'Tis the season (I hate myself for saying that) of Christmas stories, and, like most people, I found myself sucked into the void of holly and tinsel and mutated little gremlins who disrespect the hallowed name of "elf". I entered a Christmas short story contest. And ended up coming in first place. So that's a [...]

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Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian author/artist combo. I’m a paradox in human form, a purveyor of caustic wit, a reluctant people-lover, and an idealistic cynic who sees the world through cracks in rose-colored glasses.

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A sneak peak of the picture book I’m illustrating for @millieflorenceauthor ! This small friend will encounter a host of curiosities in “No Snow Yet,” coming late 2023.
Morning shifts unleash the inner gremlin.
My taste in books is as random as my posting schedule.
“Make it all about the holiday,” my boss said when giving me free reign of the library display board. So naturally, I made it all about the classics. Happy Valentine’s Day, from me and these iconic books. What’s your favorite romantic line from literature?
A year ago today, I joined the @story_embers writing team. This forced me out of my self-constructed cave of authorial isolation, where I’d made a full time hobby of hissing at strangers and assuring everyone my writing “really is good, I promise!” despite never actually letting them read it.
The time for mysteriousness is over! I can bring this joyful secret to light! Friends, I’M ILLUSTRATING A PICTURE BOOK!!!
2023 began with the loss of my grandmother.
Thanks, 2022. Let’s do it again sometime.

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