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Stranded In Ohio // everyone’s worst nightmare

May 26, 2022May 26, 2022by Sarah Baran10 Comments on Stranded In Ohio // everyone’s worst nightmare
Stranded In Ohio // everyone’s worst nightmare

We Barans have a problem with road trips. Not that we don't like them -- the opposite, really -- but whenever we set off on a journey of significant length, a world-threatening disaster somehow befalls us. To be fair, my sister was the cause of 83% of these disasters. You don't want to know the [...]

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Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian author/artist combo. I’m a paradox in human form, a purveyor of caustic wit, a reluctant people-lover, and an idealistic cynic who sees the world through cracks in rose-colored glasses.

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A sneak peak of the picture book I’m illustrating for @millieflorenceauthor ! This small friend will encounter a host of curiosities in “No Snow Yet,” coming late 2023.
Morning shifts unleash the inner gremlin.
My taste in books is as random as my posting schedule.
“Make it all about the holiday,” my boss said when giving me free reign of the library display board. So naturally, I made it all about the classics. Happy Valentine’s Day, from me and these iconic books. What’s your favorite romantic line from literature?
A year ago today, I joined the @story_embers writing team. This forced me out of my self-constructed cave of authorial isolation, where I’d made a full time hobby of hissing at strangers and assuring everyone my writing “really is good, I promise!” despite never actually letting them read it.
The time for mysteriousness is over! I can bring this joyful secret to light! Friends, I’M ILLUSTRATING A PICTURE BOOK!!!
2023 began with the loss of my grandmother.
Thanks, 2022. Let’s do it again sometime.

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