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Crimson Gifts // a short story

December 20, 2018December 20, 2018by Sarah Baran57 Comments on Crimson Gifts // a short story
Crimson Gifts // a short story

'Tis the season (I hate myself for saying that) of Christmas stories, and, like most people, I found myself sucked into the void of holly and tinsel and mutated little gremlins who disrespect the hallowed name of "elf". I entered a Christmas short story contest. And ended up coming in first place. So that's a [...]

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Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian author/artist combo. I’m a paradox in human form, a purveyor of caustic wit, a reluctant people-lover, and an idealistic cynic who sees the world through cracks in rose-colored glasses.

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Book poetry, made from a damaged copy of the Magician’s Nephew.
By some miracle, our lovely editor didn’t make me take out the part where I refer to Tolkien’s literary masterpieces as “nifty stuff,” and I’m both astonished and grateful for this burst of generosity. Behold, link in bio.
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I had a cool librarian moment a few weeks ago.
A portrait/lighting study. I love the soft, glowing warmth of this picture.
When asked why I write, I'm never quite sure how to answer. I have a lot of reasons. For instance, when I was eight, I beat my older siblings in a spelling bee, and the desire to continue flaunting my vocabular superiority over them became an ingrained personality trait.
Unsolicited morshroom art.
I tried reading a romance for the first time in five years, and it made me realize why I'm not cut out to read romances. I am incapable of taking them seriously.

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