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Shopping With Social Anxiety // an extreme sport

March 3, 2022March 2, 2022by Sarah Baran22 Comments on Shopping With Social Anxiety // an extreme sport
Shopping With Social Anxiety // an extreme sport

I went grocery shopping the other day. This may sound like a normal occurrence for an average person, but you must understand, I am neither normal or average. I'm also the kind of person who would rather perish than leave my house. Whether this is the result of introversion or an allergic reaction to people, [...]

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–I’M SARAH–

Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian author/artist combo. I’m a paradox in human form, a purveyor of caustic wit, a reluctant people-lover, and an idealistic cynic who sees the world through cracks in rose-colored glasses.

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I wrote this when I was 17, but I feel it aching in my bones even now, at 21. You, O Lord, humble me, with the person I ought to be. Praise God for the miracle of grace and growth. ❤️
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