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Of Beaches and Bunkers: A Week By the Ocean

October 8, 2018November 1, 2018by Sarah Baran13 Comments on Of Beaches and Bunkers: A Week By the Ocean
Of Beaches and Bunkers: A Week By the Ocean

*returns from the dead* Well hello, my lovelies! I've been gone for... *counts on fingers* Yeah, let's not figure out how long I've been gone. Last week, my internet became so incredibly slow that WordPress decided to throw in the towel and stop cooperating. The week before that... Well, while you guys were waiting patiently [...]

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–I’M SARAH–

Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian teenager whose main ambition in life is to glorify my Savior while writing stories that convict and inspire. Welcome to my haven of cheerful stupidity: a place where wisecracks abound, geekiness is encouraged, and I endeavor to show the world that finding joy in the little things of life will make you happier than a hobbit.

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just two shadows doing what shadows do
sir that’s my emotional support beanpole and his flying lizard
a lil wedding portrait for a friend.
in loving memory of the time I stayed up until 3 a.m. reading but was too scared to go to sleep so I finished the book instead.
plants are an invasive species.
To the people who made 2020 become what it was for me, words cannot express how lucky I am to exist in the same universe as you, and how ineffably grateful I am for everything you’ve been and continue to be.
Another commission (that I forgot to post) for the gloriously talented mother of emotionally traumatized characters, @hannahrobinsonauthor!!!
you really float my boat.
❝Thus Aragorn for the first time in the full light of day beheld Éowyn, Lady of Rohan, and thought her fair, fair and cold, like a morning of pale spring that is not yet come to womanhood. ❞ ~J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers

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This blog contains large quantities of snark, found to be harmful by the Department of Dullness in several countries. Read at your own risk. If you are above the age of nine, leprous, or suffering from a poor sense of humor, please consult your doctor first. Not recommended for flamingos or people with a phobia of glue. Trigger warning: frequent allusions to BCD (book character death) syndrome. Age discretion advised when dealing with the subject of potted plants.

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