As promised, here is the post I was too lazy to finish last week, which is pretty much the story of my life. Anyway, today, I'm going to share something sensible for a change. Wait, you say, sensible? Do you even know how to do that? Between you and me, no. No I don't. We'll [...]
Art Junk
I have a way with titles. So this week, I did what I told myself I'd never do with this blog: I waited til the day before to write the post. Only a month into this thing, and I'm already acting characteristically like myself. The long and short of it is, I wasn't able to [...]
How I Proved to the Entire Art Class that I am a Dunce
A very professional critic (my sister) told me that my intro for this blog post was awful. That, my dear friends, is sisterly love in a nutshell. But I will grudgingly admit that...hang on. I don't know if I can say this. Okay, never mind. It doesn't matter. You don't need to know. Sometimes Anna's [...]
Chronicles of Plerp: The Strange Tale of Gambergain’s Magic Spoon
And I emerge from the war torn realm of the Flu with only a few minor battle wounds, namely, a stupid story. The thought process behind it being, "I'm going to write a stupid story," and proceeding to do exactly that. Chronicles, you say? Oh yes, my pretties, I'm not yet done with Sylvestrus Livingstone [...]
A Poem of Despair
I'm back. And to be perfectly honest, I don't really know how to write a second blog post. I mean, the first one's great; you introduce yourself and spout some random junk about “goals” and such, and then leave in a cloud of sparkles. You can't do that with a second post. So, instead of [...]
Beginnings
Well, here I am. With a blog. I know not who you are, or how you came to find me, but may I just say... Hi. The name's Sarah. I'm here to enlighten the world about a whole ton of things it probably doesn't care about. If you don't want your mind blown into thousands [...]
The Sarcastic Elf 