Chronicles of Plerp: The Strange Tale of Gambergain’s Magic Spoon

And I emerge from the war torn realm of the Flu with only a few minor battle wounds, namely, a stupid story. The thought process behind it being, "I'm going to write a stupid story," and proceeding to do exactly that. Chronicles, you say? Oh yes, my pretties, I'm not yet done with Sylvestrus Livingstone [...]