Chronicles of Plerp: The Strange Tale of Gambergain’s Magic Spoon

And I emerge from the war torn realm of the Flu with only a few minor battle wounds, namely, a stupid story. The thought process behind it being, "I'm going to write a stupid story," and proceeding to do exactly that. Chronicles, you say? Oh yes, my pretties, I'm not yet done with Sylvestrus Livingstone [...]

A Poem of Despair

I'm back. And to be perfectly honest, I don't really know how to write a second blog post. I mean, the first one's great; you introduce yourself and spout some random junk about “goals” and such, and then leave in a cloud of sparkles. You can't do that with a second post. So, instead of [...]

Beginnings

Well, here I am. With a blog. I know not who you are, or how you came to find me, but may I just say... Hi. The name's Sarah. I'm here to enlighten the world about a whole ton of things it probably doesn't care about. If you don't want your mind blown into thousands [...]