The Sarcastic Elf

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I am an artist. (A fact you’ve probably picked up on by now.) So here’s some specimens of my work.

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–I’M SARAH–

Oddball sarcasm enthusiast, INTJ, and Christian teenager whose main ambition in life is to glorify my Savior while writing stories that convict and inspire. Welcome to my haven of cheerful stupidity: a place where wisecracks abound, geekiness is encouraged, and I endeavor to show the world that finding joy in the little things of life will make you happier than a hobbit.

I also have a tendency to fry people’s minds. Read on at your own risk.

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Things I love: Galaxies.

Kudos to @millieflorenceauthor for making the three main colors in her story be colors that match. #honeybutter #everlastingblue #dragonfruit #millieflorence #millieflorenceauthor #MiniCanvasesAreMyNewLove #AestheticsAreAwesome

This seems like a very appropriate thing to post on the last day of 2019. SOCK CREDIT GOES TO ISABELLA NORMAN. (Have I pacified you now? 😁) #MyNewYearsResolutionIsToBuyMoreLlamaMerch

Hey hey, my friends! Guess who's back? (If you said "that weird lunatic person", you're absolutely correct.) And I have a special announcement! THE SARCASTIC ELF IS COMING BACK! Yes, that's right. I dropped off the face of the earth for a while, but at long last I'm making a comeback. My blog will return in January, 2020, which means snark and writerly ramblings will once again pepper your lives with silliness. How thrilling. In the meantime, I've garnered a few new followers since that point (on instagram AND the actual blog), so here's a little introduction thingy to reacquaint you with the Concept of Me: → I'm a writer, an artist, and a young person aspiring to use my creativity for the glory of God. → Pineapples are nasty. → My MBTI type is INTJ, enneagram type is 5w6. Which means I'm philosophic and lacking in people skills. → Pete the Cat is my spirit animal. → I can sing "Happy Birthday" in Korean. → Despite that, I'm actually Polish. → Tolkien is the man. And C. S. Lewis. And N. D. Wilson. → Shakespearian insults are my favorite things. (So don't disrespect me, yoU CREAM FACED LOON!) → Sarcasm is my second language. → I have a deep and abiding fascination with galaxies and the great beyond. → Llamas are cool. → I have a weird habit of correctly guessing plot-twists. •°• So yes, hello, my humans! Let's chat! The new decade is coming, and so is a new chapter in archives of the Sarcastic Elf! It may end in disaster, but hey, at least we'll have a good time while it lasts. Here we go, people.

Happy Hobbit Day!! (says Sarah, a day late and a dollar short...)

I’d like to thank Andrew Peterson for giving me an excuse to paint sea dragons. • #WingfeatherSaga #AndrewPeterson #FanArt #SeaDragons

GUYS! Guess what I'm co-hosting next month!! • Preptober Prompts was put together by my friend @rysaarcher amd it's a super fun way to get into the NaNoWriMo mood. (AKA the "bent on every characters'destruction" mood.) You can read more about it on her blog (https://rmarcher.com/2019/09/preptober-prompts-announcement/) or on mine. (Link in bio.) • Let the eerie writer vibes begin... • #preptoberprompts #preptober2019 #nanowrimo #ohgloryisitthattimeagain? #someonehelp #crazedwriters #storyprompts #herewegoagain

Seashell art is my new favorite thing.

I tried a bit of a different style with this one... ink and watercolor. I rather like it.

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This blog contains large quantities of snark, found to be harmful by the Department of Dullness in several countries. Read at your own risk. If you are above the age of nine, leprous, or suffering from a poor sense of humor, please consult your doctor first. Not recommended for flamingos or people with a phobia of glue. Trigger warning: frequent allusions to BCD (book character death) syndrome. Age discretion advised when dealing with the subject of potted plants.

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